rossosaurus ([info]rossosaurus) wrote,

The party's over

Guys - we all have to stop eating babies. Apparently they are FULL of toxic chemicals. I guess everything good IS bad for you.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050714/hl_nm/chemicals_dc

Seriously, this is appalling. But it doesn't really surprise me. Consider how many birth defects and cancers cases there are - eugh. Guess it might get worse before - if - it gets better.

ross

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[info]cxc

July 14 2005, 19:06:59 UTC 6 years ago

This is how we breed stronger babies. What doesn't kill you makes you into a POWERFUL MUTANT with TOXIC SLUDGE FOR BLOOD and also LASER EYES.

[info]dratomic

July 14 2005, 19:14:06 UTC 6 years ago

Sounds like Original Sin to me:

"These 10 newborn babies ... were born polluted," said New York Rep. Louise Slaughter..."

The real question is: How do we get some good bbq sauce into umbillical blood so babies are born tasty?

And why is the person discussing this topic names Louise Slaughter?

I'm done.

[info]cxc

July 14 2005, 20:11:47 UTC 6 years ago

[info]haradasound

July 15 2005, 09:49:18 UTC 6 years ago

damn, well, I think all those chemical contaminants makes the babies tastier! especially French babies- they got lots of nicotine and taste like wine and grapes. But Italian babies taste like diesel and sweat. Swedish babies come with assembly instructions that have no words on them and they always leave out one part, and Japanese babies are smaller, taste like fish and you always feel like you haven't eaten two hours later...

it's not that i hate babies, it's just that i've never been able to eat a whole one.
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